If ABS-CBN reporter RG Cruz becomes president, I'd be the press secretary

Out of boredom (yeah we still get bored despite our busy sched), my friend RG and I had a nice (silly?) thought: What if RG (who currently covers Malacanang) becomes president? haha :)

Well, I'd become the new press secretary and presidential spokesman! I already got my appointment, way before he gets elected as president. haha! Do you think I'd make a good spokesman? Maybe. Maybe no. I don't think I can deal with annoying people in the business. Not all reporters, journalists and definitely politicians are fun to with, you know. haha :) Anyway, RG, just make sure you don't have 'Hello Garci" to put me (us) into trouble. I don't want to share Bunye's fate. haha :) Wow, I'm gonna be a presidential spokesman..tv guestings, radio interviews, perks. haha. Corruption! Kidding. :)

RG said he would want Dick Gordon to become his vice-president while for his cabinet members, he will appoint Ch2 reporter Adrian Ayalin as Tourism Secretary (because he loves to travel daw); PDI columnist and explainer host Manolo Quezon as Dep Ed or CHED/UP president; ANC's Ricky Carandang as Finance Secretary; Miriam Santiago (if Raul Gonzales is already gone) for DOJ; ABC 5's Jove Francisco as Foreign Affairs sec; Mike Defensor as Executive Secretary; Mar Roxas for Dept of Trade; Winnie Monsod in NEDA; Bayani Fernando for DPWH; Juan Flavier for DPWH; Oscar Orbos for DOTC; Chris Monsod and Rosa Rosal (yes! the red cross queen) for DOH. hahaha :)

Read this! Oh no. (We might get arrested for this blog! hahaha)

newsboy_argie419: alam mo...first thing ill do if i become president---
newsboy_argie419: declare martial law---shut down congress--impose one man rule
thea alberto: totoo?
newsboy_argie419: then get all of the corrupt people---and exile them--no maroon them in boracay for the rest of their lives

hahaha! :) Eto pa:

newsboy_argie419: UP profs will be the highest paid teachers in asia--better than japan
newsboy_argie419: we give them car plans and they will become tax free
newsboy_argie419: no--we give them cars
newsboy_argie419: UP students naman lahat bongga ang dorms
newsboy_argie419: each UP unit will have an elementary and has catering specifically to poor students
newsboy_argie419: for free
newsboy_argie419: bawat estudyante bibigyan ko ng macbook
newsboy_argie419: sosyal ano?

Ito pa..

newsboy_argie419: ay ito pa pala
newsboy_argie419: gagawin kong isang malaking wifi zone ang pilipinas!
thea alberto: yan!!! yan ang the best!! haha
newsboy_argie419: its the nbn deal--ony better
thea alberto: para saan pa mac ng up studes hahahah a
newsboy_argie419: ill fully computerzie government

If all these (and more) would happen, astig! hahahaha :) It's a crazy world after all.

I'll create a part two for this blog entry. Ang daming plano ni RG sa Pilipinas! hahaha :)