The top show biz stories in PDI tabloid Bandera this week. (And why we are moved, if we are moved.)
•Charice Pempengco, nilait-lait ng fans. (Di na fans yon.)
•Mommy ni Glaiza de Castro, boto kay Patrick Garcia. (Is he running for public office?)
•Kris Aquino, kontrabida sa buhay ni Ruffa Guetierrez. (What can we say? At last, it’s out?)
•Katrina Halili-Hayden Kho video scandal, patok pa rin. (Enough!)
•Kasal nina Mar Roxas at Korina Sanchez, kaduda-duda. (Uh...)
•Naiinggit lang sila—Mar Roxas. (Pinatulan niya ’yan?)
•Regine Velasquez mas star pa rin kay Charice Pempengco. (Define borders.)
•Hiyang-hiya ako kay Martin Nievera!—Manny Pacquiao. (Uh... pay him?)
•Ruffa Gutierrez inaway-away si Annabelle Rama. (Give it five days.)
•Sharon Cuneta, mas lalong tumaba. (Love her 8 McDo ads!)
•Jennylyn Mercado, loka-lokahan na naman. (It never really goes away.)
•Kristine Hermosa, kay Jericho Rosales pa rin babagsak. (Hmm, puede, ha?)
•Nyoy Volante, sirang-sira na dahil kay Nina. (Oo nga, tsk, tsk.)
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ReplyDeletefavorite ko yung charice hahaha
ReplyDeletesabi ni Pops kay Charice sa ASAP: "Paglaki mo, magiging diva ka rin" .. dapat sabi ni Charice: "Wait, tapusin ko lang duet ko kay Mariah Carey at Celine Dion"
ReplyDeletethe best talaga to. i want the job of whoever reads those tabloids hehe
ReplyDeletehaha! witty no?! :) i think i'll be doing this in the near future, good heavens! haha :)
ReplyDeleteuhm... wala akong masabi kundi... buti nalang at nasa news section ako ng tabloid na ito
ReplyDeletehahaha sayang baka mas witty pa banner mo kung sakali hahahahhaa!!
ReplyDeletemasaya talaga magbasa ng tabloid paminsan hihi
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